A Letter to the Biebs...aka Justin Bieber

Dear Justin Bieber: aka The Biebs/The Biebster,

I have a bone to pick with you and your new song, "Beauty and the Beat," even though it's slightly catchy.  It would be obvious to point out and discuss the shallowness of how all you need is a beauty and a beat (really?), so instead I am going to point out the flaw in your "party like it's 1312" idea.  First of all, why?  Do you want an incurable disease?  Particularly the ever popular neural degenerative diseases?  You probably wouldn't get them though, because there were some wars being fought in places and since you wouldn't be able to sing your way out of the situation...well, you can use your imagination...If you were to assess the party from more of a fashion/mainstream/elitist point of view, it's an interesting choice.  Very "Game of Thrones" fashion-esque.  Can't condemn you on that I suppose; I find it pretty cool, but I don't know about the dances.  Did you know Templars disbanded in 1312?  Such a crazy year to party in!  Maybe I agree with your choice after all.  Neat idea.  Keep them coming.

-Jackie

P.S.  "off" is one syllable, not two.  So don't say owwoff...it's weird.  Thanks.

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